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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Donald Trump

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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