- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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