why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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