What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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