- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why? Because.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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