- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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