- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

batman farted so hes retarded

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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