Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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