Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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