- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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