Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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