- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

a man makes a bad joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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