- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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