- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Andoni was here

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??