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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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