- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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