- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Where's my baby??

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Cheese

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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