- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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