Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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