- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

the economy.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

WNBA

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What rhymes with milk...milf

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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