so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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