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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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