- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

NEVER

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Tony Romo

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

NEVER

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Tony Romo

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!