Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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