2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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