Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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