- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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