Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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