dyslexics of the world untie!

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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