- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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