- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yes

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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