- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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