A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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