What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

guess what what ...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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