Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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