- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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