A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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