What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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