- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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