- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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