- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats 1+1? window!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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