- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Black people stink of shite!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

So a bar walks into a man...

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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