- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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