- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Jesus Christ

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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