- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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