- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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