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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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