- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

poopy is poopy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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