Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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