- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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