A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

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