- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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