what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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