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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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