whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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