What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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