- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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