A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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