“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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