What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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your life

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

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