What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Dumb

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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