- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Cripples are lame.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Chris Bosh's neck

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

12 in general

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Donald Trump

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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