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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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