- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your're racist.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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