What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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