"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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