- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Cripples are lame.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Tony Romo

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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