Fruitcake

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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im jewish

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Freedom of Speech

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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