What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Canada

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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