why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

The WNBA.

A joke

George W. Bush

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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