Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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this is not a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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No joke.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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