Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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