What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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