- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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