A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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knock knock whos there .. derp

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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