- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

NEVER

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A bar walks into your mother.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Slavery

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What comes after "Q" R

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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