what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why Because

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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live babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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