- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's big? Jupiter.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

a horse walks into a barn

Women's rights.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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