- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Hitler

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

A man buys free health care...

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