Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Women's Golf

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Women rights..

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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