boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I like jokes.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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