Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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A Jew returns change.

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Thumbs this up

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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