why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Women's rights

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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knock knock go away

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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